kannmuri:

mondays more like

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

sheerdisneymagic:

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret
Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

teenagerposts:

malforms:

nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud

pukicho:

pukicho:

My band… greener day

.. . Colder play

raptorific:

Iron Man: you gotta help me fight Captain America or I’ll tell Aunt May your secret identity

Spider-man: why are you fighting Captain America?

Iron Man: he refuses to sign the Sokovia accords which would install oversight for superheroes and require them to disclose their identities

Spider-man: and if we win this fight…. this law would go into full effect?

Iron Man: that’s right!

Spider-man: I mean…. that just sounds like you telling Aunt May my secret identity anyway but with… more steps…

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

lafayette-largebaguette:

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.